El Caloso is one of Puerto Vallarta’s hidden gems. Nestled across the bridge from Emiliano Zapata and before the highway, this neighborhood offers a slower pace of life, blending small-town charm with a welcoming sense of community. The gentle rumble of the Río Cuale and the sight of neighbors chatting outside their homes create a tranquil atmosphere that feels worlds away from the more touristy parts of town.
Despite its primarily residential nature, El Caloso surprises visitors with a vibrant culinary scene worth the short trip across the bridge. Here are some standout spots that make this quaint colonia a foodie’s delight:
La Fina Cocina de Barrio
- Atmosphere: Colorful décor, outdoor seating, and an extensive wine list set the stage for an inviting experience.
- Cuisine: This family-run gem offers elevated Mexican dishes with a creative mix of seafood, meat, and vegetarian options.
- Must-Try: Regulars and newcomers rave about their meals, and even long-time Puerto Vallarta visitors have declared, “Best meal we’ve had in Puerto Vallarta—ever!”
D’Cortes
- Vibe: This cozy, intimate spot feels more like eating in someone’s home than at a restaurant.
- Menu: The eclectic dishes and inventive cocktails invite diners to return repeatedly, eager to try a new dish.
- Owner’s Touch: Alejandra Cibrian, the owner, ensures that the hospitality is personal and warm, with family members involved in every detail. It’s the kind of place where you truly feel at home.
Axcal Cafeteria de Barrio
- Perfect For: Breakfast and lunch with a more casual vibe.
- Family Ties: Axcal is part of the D’Cortes family and serves comforting Mexican dishes, sandwiches, and burgers, with some recipes inspired by the family’s grandmother.
- Why I Love It: It’s my go-to spot for a relaxing meal in the heart of the neighborhood.
Quack Grill House
- The Experience: It is unpretentious and perfect for indulging in hearty comfort food like burgers, ribs, wings, and hot dogs.
- Must-Try: The burger and hot dog combo is a personal favorite when I want to treat myself.
Feeling Nostalgic: Eating here reminds me of visiting neighborhood bars back in Chicago.
El Caloso may be small, but it’s packed with character. Whether you’re savoring fine dining at La Fina and D’Cortes or enjoying a laid-back meal at Axcal or Quack Grill House, this colonia offers a little something for everyone. With its warm, friendly vibe and vibrant culinary scene, I’ve truly fallen in love with this corner of Puerto Vallarta.
